The Toddler was sitting on my lap and giving me a funny look. She then tugged on my shirt and felt me up.

Toddler: Mama, you have boobies in there?

Hubby was running from the bathroom to the bedroom after his shower with nothing on but a towel.

Toddler: Daddy, you have a penis?
Hubby: Ummm...Yes, [insert toddler's real name here]. I do.
Toddler: I have a vagina.
During a trip to the grocery store with family members, one member of our party let out a rather loud toot.
Toddler: [insert family member's name], did you POOP?!?!?!
Little One somehow found the items I had received for one of my product reviews. I had hidden it where I thought little hands would not find it. Apparently, Little One is far more industrious than I give her credit for. Out comes The Toddler with one of my items and she asks, "Maman, can you open this for me?"

I almost died! Thank goodness she has a short attention span and decided to go play with her Kinder Surprise giraffe instead!

Little One had a cough and was starting to look concerned.

Toddler: I need to go to hopital, Maman!