A few years ago, when our two nieces were very small, they used to hang out at the hospital after school because that's where my sister-in-law works. One Valentine's Day, little C was putting a whole bunch of Valentine's stickers all over the doctors' office. C even put one on my doc's stethoscope and he didn't remove the heart sticker because he didn't want to scratch the surface that's used to hear stuff with.
He goes in to see a patient and the patient's mom. The patient was a little girl. The doc is sitting in a chair examining the child. He's sitting in front of her and his stethoscope is resting around his neck with the hearing part in between his legs. (I don't know the actual names of these things) Anyway, the little girl excitedly yells, "Mom!!! He's got a hard-on!!!" The doc quickly exclaims, "No, I don't!!!" "Yes, you do!! Look Mom!" The mom and the doc start laughing, realizing she is pointing to the heart sticker on the hearing device dangling in front of his crotch. "He has a heart on his stethoscope...Not a hard on!!!" Poor Dr.B was mortified.
Too cute.
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HAHA! Yah, kids do say the darndest things! How awfully embarrassing for your doctor! Our kids have been known to say some embarrassing things at the worst times! Like we were waiting at the dentist's office and the kids were drawing in the waiting room and my youngest drew a picture of our family. The dentist said,"Oh, your Daddy is wearing a lovely tie!" Our daughter said, "Doctor, that's not a tie! That's his penis!" HAHA! Beleive me, we didn't think it was funny then! We wanted to crawl under the chair and not get out from under there!
LMFAO!!! That is hillarious! That's not his tie, that's his penis! Oh and I was howling when I read about the hard-on/heart on! Kids are so funny sometimes. Try having your toddler pawing at your boobs and saying, "Daddy like milky mommy boobies too?" in front of your in-laws! So embarrassing. Thanks for sharing that cute story with us Chris, we should all post our favorite 'kids say the funniest things' stories.
ahappilymarriedmommy, looks like we're both night owls! Checked the time of your post and looks like your up the same time as me!
Yeah, I thought it was a funny story too :) I've got another one! When my youngest brother was almost two years old, we were at the dentist's and the dentist told him he was a big boy now and didn't need his bottle (as PJ waltzed around the dentist's office with his bottle dangling from his mouth, nipple between his teeth). My other brother and I had been watching Richard Prior movies all week (hey, it was the '90s and Richard Prior was 'in'). We didn't realize our baby brother was picking up on some of the lovely vocabulary used and when confronted about giving up his bottle, he completely lost it! LOL! The dentist took his botthe and chucked it in the garbage. PJ went over to the garbage, fished out his bottle and smacked the dentist, saying, "F*ck you, Dr. Bonin!!!" OMG...my poor mom was stunned and after the shock passed, she snatched up my little brother and ran out of the office. That was the last time we went to that dentist. How embarrassing! LOL! We also never watched Richard Prior movies after that day.