Friday, June 08, 2007
What I Need
Here's what you do: Google "your name + needs" and pick the first thirteen that make sense. This is hilarious! Thanks for posting this, Ms.Mamma! You sure made me laugh when I most needed it!
1. Christine needs only to cough and sneeze and then she could have a brain hemorrhage. Ummm...okay.
2. Christine needs to do something more than just fast sex and a roll in the hay. LOL!!!
3. Christine needs to stop looking at clothes. *sigh* Yes, this is true.
4. Christine needs to know where her inventory is located at all times. *sigh* True again.
5. Christine needs parents who will be patient, as she needs much repetition to develop. Unbelievably true!!!
6. Christine needs to go to sleep. Yes, I do!
7. Every three months, Christine needs to see her doctors at Mount Sinai Hospital in Manhattan.
8. Christine needs constant attention. I for one, do not think I need constant attention!
9. Christine needs a personal assistant twice a day to help her get out of bed and ready for the day and in the evening to help her get ready for bed. Hmmm...
10. Christine needs your help! LOL! For what?
11. Christine needs to go back and read some of her earlier books and remember what made
them great. Yes, again.
12. Christine needs her own reality show. I probably do!
13. Christine needs someone to help make it click in her head! Make what click in my head?
Thanks again, Ms. Mamma (and J). This was fun. Jimmy, I swear I'll finish your meme soon!!!
*Just added*
I thought it would be funny to see what would happen if I put Hubby's name + needs into the Google search. His "needs" are MUCH funnier than mine! LOL!
1. John needs operation after hooker bites penis for non-payment. HAHAHA!
2. John needs a matched donor.
3. John needs to get his patootie back here.
4. John needs to embrace family values.
5. John needs help.
6. John needs more paper.
7. John needs our votes.
8. John needs our presence.
9. John needs to go.
10. John needs a band.
11. John needs an iron.
12. John needs a new phone.
13. John needs to clean up his act soon.
1. Christine needs only to cough and sneeze and then she could have a brain hemorrhage. Ummm...okay.
2. Christine needs to do something more than just fast sex and a roll in the hay. LOL!!!
3. Christine needs to stop looking at clothes. *sigh* Yes, this is true.
4. Christine needs to know where her inventory is located at all times. *sigh* True again.
5. Christine needs parents who will be patient, as she needs much repetition to develop. Unbelievably true!!!
6. Christine needs to go to sleep. Yes, I do!
7. Every three months, Christine needs to see her doctors at Mount Sinai Hospital in Manhattan.
8. Christine needs constant attention. I for one, do not think I need constant attention!
9. Christine needs a personal assistant twice a day to help her get out of bed and ready for the day and in the evening to help her get ready for bed. Hmmm...
10. Christine needs your help! LOL! For what?
11. Christine needs to go back and read some of her earlier books and remember what made
them great. Yes, again.
12. Christine needs her own reality show. I probably do!
13. Christine needs someone to help make it click in her head! Make what click in my head?
Thanks again, Ms. Mamma (and J). This was fun. Jimmy, I swear I'll finish your meme soon!!!
*Just added*
I thought it would be funny to see what would happen if I put Hubby's name + needs into the Google search. His "needs" are MUCH funnier than mine! LOL!
1. John needs operation after hooker bites penis for non-payment. HAHAHA!
2. John needs a matched donor.
3. John needs to get his patootie back here.
4. John needs to embrace family values.
5. John needs help.
6. John needs more paper.
7. John needs our votes.
8. John needs our presence.
9. John needs to go.
10. John needs a band.
11. John needs an iron.
12. John needs a new phone.
13. John needs to clean up his act soon.
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18 comments:
LOL! Yeah, John, get your "patootie" back in there!
You crack me up. I bet you just wanted to see who was more "needy" in your relationship!
I will have to do this one myself.
Thanks for my Friday morning smile!
You read my mind? I was wondering what hubby needed right as I read your number 2 need.
Maybe those fast rolls in the hay, are from fear of too much penis biting!LOL!!!!
Thanks for the great laughs!
These are hilarious! I've seen other bloggers do this, but I've never done it myself... I'm going to have to now! You guys need a lot of strange things, huh!?
Kim:
Hahahaha!! That's too funny!
I was in shock when I saw some of the things that popped up when I Googled "Christine + needs"! YOU should try doing it too! What fun!
Karen:
LOL! :) Yeah, I really did want to make sure I wasn't more needy than Hubby! I can't wait to see your "Karen needs"!!!
Uncivil:
HAHAHAHA!!! I know! Too funny, eh? If the fast rolls in the hay are from fear of penis biting, then is the need for a matched donor required because of the need for an operation due to the bitten penis? (Please...If any of my aunts, uncles, parents or grandmothers are reading this...I do not say 'penis' on a regular basis! I don't have are really bad potty mouth either! LOL!)
Sooooo...What does Jimmy need?? LOL!
Mama Doggy Love:
Tee hee! I can't wait to see what you need! This should be funny! :)
Pete needs more yen.
Pete needs more Guinness.
Pete needs more snogging.
Pete needs shorter work days.
Pete needs more time to travel.
Pete needs more time to drink with his mates.
Pete needs to finally make his own blog.
Pete needs to let you know that he has not googled this but has made it up on his own.
Chrissy
That is so funy how we don't want to offend our relatives! Ditto on that!
Jimmy needs
1.to fix what has been changed in the past so that the future will remain the same.
2. a tune up.
3.to go to www.forgottenrefugees.com - If he wants to turn back history start in India and Pakistan
4.Horns.
and my fave.
5. to get laid for his own good, if he dosn't he might explode with all this build up
I did "Paris Needs" LOL
Paris Needs Help
Paris needs to be back in jail
Paris needs Psychiatrist
Paris needs 2 get over herself!
Paris needs to grow up.
Paris needs to learn that she's a spoilt, untalented hoe who has nothing worth paying for.
LMAO.....no anyone else that fits that category!LOL
Pete:
You are crazy, my friend! LOL! :)
Uncivil:
HAHAHA! You are too funny! I love the Paris needs thing too! HAHA! Ohhh and you need horns! LOL! *sigh* How sad is it that I find this whole Google your name + needs thing soooooooo entertaining?? LOL!
Uncivil:
Doh! I just read the last part of your last comment. Sorry, I'm a bit slow today! LOL! Yeah, I DO know someone who also fits in that category! Thanks for making me laugh! You're the best! LOL!
I spelt know as "no" in my last comment?,,,,dummy me?
Uncivil:
It's okay! I 'no' what you mean! ;)
Kim needs... a break from laughing so damn hard all by herself in her empty office on a bloody Saturday morning.
Kim (also) needs... a good snoggin'. Hopefully I'll be able to get that this weekend in Boracay!!! Woooohoooooo!
Kim:
Boracay!!! Wow! I'm jealous! I was supposed to go when I was in the Philippines last time, but I ended up going to Puerto Galera TWICE in the span of two weeks! LOL! I just LOVE Puerto Galera!
I know Boracay is listed as one of the best beaches to visit (in the world), but with all the tourists and the fact that it's so popular and commercial, we decided to just go back to Puerto Galera. I'm not a fan of huge crowds when I'm on vacation! LOL! I bet it is a great place though and maybe one day, I'll visit Boracay and see why everyone is raving about it :) My family in the Philippines keep telling me how beautiful the beach is there.
Hi! I surfed in from your pal, MS. Mamma! I did this for my own name. Oddly enough, the first 15 things listed refered to this the game of googling your name+needs. ;-)
Rachie:
That's hilarious! Thanks for popping by! :) I'm now off to check out your blog!